*a girl's voice begins to sing to you through the phone*

"To days of making phone calls
Leaving voicemails
Using minutes on my cell plan
The need to express
To communicate
To Joey not answering
When it rings
It drives you maaaad
So leave a message
No questions
Just leave your name and number
And she'll call you back....

MAYBE!"

Disclaimer: You can reach Joey any time here and she'll give you brownie points along with some red gummi bears if you know what musical and song her voicemail is modeled after!

1. His name is Nicholas Cooper. (worldfromafar)
2. His hair is amusingly curly when long, we’re talking poofy curly here! I have pictures if you want to see! *shifty eyes*
3. He actually has a really nice singing voice.
4. He’s been my best friend since we were in sixth grade.
5. He looks really good in a crown. *coughs* I mean manly.
6. He knows me. He knows every quirk and every silly part of the Joey neurosis and he still wants to be around me.
7. His dad is a cop, and that may make me feel a little better about ever getting into trouble.
8. When I caught strep throat freshman year, he was the only one who got why it was such a tragedy for me.
9. Baseball is his “thing”, and I’ve never missed a game.
10. Sometimes he’s a bigger brat than I am.
11. To prove I wasn’t “frosty the snow bitch”, I kissed him.
12. He was my first kiss.
13. With that kiss, he opened my eyes and I know this sounds incredibly cheesy…but now all I can see is him. Complicated? You bet, but it’s worth it.

Johanna Skye Lancaster-Anderson
Original Character

Nom Nom Nom!

1. Red gummis! Whether they are bears or worms or the cherry shaped ones if they are red I’m gonna devour them!
2. Chinese food even if I’m hungry again thirty minutes later.
3. Ice cream! And Ava is still my favorite person to eat it with!
4. Pickles. Jesus Christ I can eat a whole jar by myself.
5. My Great Nana Layla’s lasagna puts everyone else’s to shame!
6. Double cheeseburgers with extra ketchup and extra large fries from Mickey’s Diner.
7. Donuts but only when I’m with Nick worldfromafar…he keeps me from eating the whole box.
8. Oreos dipped in peanut butter…yes I know they make peanut butter Oreos…and no it’s not the same.
9. Sweet tea it’s heaven in a glass!
10. Anything that Han makes in Fragmented Starling’s kitchen, the man is a GENUIS!
11. Fried green tomatoes!
12. Chicken nuggets from McDonalds.
13. SUSHI!

Oh…and on the flipside…NEVER eat anything my mom cooks okay? Ask Daddy Xander that stuff is foul!

Johanna Skye Lancaster-Anderson
Original Character

Who: Johanna Skye Lancaster-Anderson and Nicholas Cooper
What: Memorizing lines.
When: Saturday evening/night
Why: Because they are cuter than *insert fluffy animal of choice here*?

Joey had kissed her Daddy Brae goodbye and had promised her mother she'd be home by no later than one in the a.m. God she loved staying at her Mother's house on weekends she had plans with Nicholas. Things were just so much easier, and a lot less sneaky. As much as she loved spending time with her best friend, she always felt bad about going behind her father's back.

Grinning she leaned against the door to her Grandfather's bar and waited somewhat impatiently for him to show. She was incredibly anxious for him to see what was quite possibly her favorite place in the whole wide world.

1. For Papa Tony to have never developed lung cancer. I would have really liked to meet him.

2. For my father to have never been attacked in the city that night.

3. For my Daddy Xander to have never been so sick he almost died.

4. For my Daddy Brae and Aunt Tristan to have never developed drug habits.

5. For me to have never fallen off the room above stage.

6. For my father to stop being so damn over-protective.

7. For a lifetime supply of red gummi bears!

8. For the world to stop being close-minded.

9. For a chance to drive my Daddy Xander’s car so I can rub it in everyone else’s faces. *halo*

10. A round trip ticket to Neverland for my Mother.

Despite however much I want a few things, to take them back and reverse the past would change the way things are now. And now is good just the way it is.

Original Character
Johanna Skye Lancaster-Anderson

Daddy's little girl paints the world with her magic wand
Daddy's little child breathes new life to the morning time for me
Though we're apart, her thoughts follow me
When I come home, Molly smiles with the dawn
Molly smiles, and she radiates the glow around her halo
When she plays, Molly smiles
On a summer day, Molly smiles
A new day, Molly smiles

Daddy's little girl ties a ribbon around my heart
Daddy's little child waves goodbye to the ocean tide that sweeps me
Though we're apart, she's a part of me

My Daddy Xander, although singing was not his forte’ would sing that to me all the time. He changed the word Molly to Joey, and although he was terribly out of key and incredibly pitchy? I still loved it.

( 2-13 back here )

Original Character
Johanna Skye Lancaster-Anderson